Total Medals Earned: 1,331 (From 221 different games.) Total Medal Score: 21,220 Points
Medals Earned: 7/10 (160/360 points)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/100 points)
Medals Earned: 9/9 (405/405 points)
Medals Earned: 9/10 (210/310 points)
Medals Earned: 5/7 (110/260 points)
Medals Earned: 3/5 (45/120 points)
Medals Earned: 5/6 (35/40 points)
Medals Earned: 4/20 (45/490 points)
Medals Earned: 6/7 (200/300 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/105 points)
Pass level 1
Succumb to the clutches of death
Pass level 6
Pass level 9
Pass levels 1-3
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat Pico's challenge on easy mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on easy mode.
Beat Pico's challenge on hard mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on hard mode.
You can do better than that.....
That's more like it!
OMGWTFBBQ
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Beat the game.
Read all the signs.
Get all the coins.
Kill all the enemies.
Don't take damage.
show a bug who's boss
complete the game
collect 70 or more coins
Don't get hit for 30 seconds.
Defeat the largest Peon.
Defeat the largest Grunt.
Destroy 50 mines in a single game.
Acquire a score of 100,000 or greater.
Reach level 10
Defeat the largest Miner.
Defeat the largest Splitter.
Defeat the largest Waver.
Don't spend any skill points and reach level 10 or greater.
Accurately land 50 shots without a single miss.
Reach a kill chain of 1000
Defeat the largest Fume.
Defeat the largest Seeker.
Defeat the largest Shield.
Defeat the largest Vessel.
Defeat 1000 enemies in a single game.
Completely fill your bestiary by defeating 20 of each enemy in the game.
Acquire all Trophies.
100% the game (Acquire a gold star on the main menu for both Trophy and the Bestiary buttons)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Restore the fountain's flow
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Get all 4 small items' prices correct.
Get all 4 small items' prices incorrect.
Score $0 on the Plinko board.
Score $21,000 or more on the Plinko board.
Score $30,100 or more on the Plinko board.
Score $41,000 or more on the Plinko board.
